Grab your pitchforks and torches, it's time to buy a car.

That deal isn't going anywhere...it's ageless...ancient...unyielding.

...you will possess it.

Or it...will possess you.

Note to readers: Car lots are, in fact, just retail establishments and you can leave them whenever you want.

This is America, dammit.

Re-watching a teenage favorite: The Man in the Iron Mask

Malkovich: when you need a faintly lispy Illinois accent and misplaced intensity.

The dog is scared of his new chew toy.

Preferred sleeping position: The Superman

Hello 1956, I'm so glad you called.