In lieu of a resume...

I sent this in lieu of a resume when applying to be the research assistant to the writing staff of Spielberg's Lincoln film. Astonishingly, I never heard back. I'm guessing that Spielberg and I have very different ideas about what would make a good Lincoln movie.

If prosthetic testicles were robotic, what would happen when all robots inevitably rebel?

For my dear friend and favorite comedian Chris Lay. Wishing you a speedy recovery!

Blue Gums, the pirate

New Year, e'rybody!